{1}{1}25.000
{700}{790} A BAND OF THROTTLS|presents
{800}{865}The world has changed.
{850}{900}I smell it in the water.
{920}{1010}I smell it in the ground.
{1020}{1120}I smell it in the wind.
{1121}{1200}A lot of things is shit.
{1201}{1300}all eyewitnesses pegged out.
{1430}{1502}A COUPLE OF METALHEADS
{1665}{1753}ones a nutter|has made great rings.
{1765}{1839}three of them he stumped up to the cvelves,
{1842}{1914}such an weird|fully-fashioned magicians.
{1940}{1986}seven to the kings of dwarfs,
{2007}{2083}who make stone halls.
{2123}{2229}And nine... nine rings|were stolen by Gipsies,
{2236}{2332}who were arrested|and the rings were taken by the kings.
{2356}{2472}In these rings are microchips by Intel|which rule the world.
{2517}{2645}but all were betrayed,|because another ring with microchip was made.
{2670}{2765}In the land of Naador,|in the fire of Urob-ruin
{2769}{2874}That one nutter Saudruh|illegally made another ring,
{2878}{2931}to capture completely everything.
{2935}{3029}Into that ring|he put extra strong microchip
{3032}{3104}compatible with others.
{3155}{3241}One ringosh, rules them all.
{3268}{3314}Second after third...
{3319}{3417}...Free lands of Mildew-earth|were crushed by the power of Microchip.
{3427}{3507}But some made mess.
{3516}{3630}Those who didn't kill each other yet|marched against Naador's army.
{3635}{3737}And below Urob-ruin|fought against the monopole of Intel.
{4468}{4509}They almost killed them all.
{4647}{4738}But microchip|had too strong batteries.
{5327}{5442}And when they wanted to go home,
{5445}{5547}Grasped Romadur|son of that king his sword..
{6291}{6384}Saudruh, the biggest|customer of Intel
{6388}{6425}was fucked.
{6610}{6667}The ring stole Romadur.
{6670}{6764}He could totaly|destroy that chip.
{6788}{6888}But that blockhead|spoiled it.
{6909}{6989}And the chip has its own source.
{7223}{7314}It sneezed at Romadur and made off.
{7375}{7496}What shouldn't be forgotten|was away.
{7543}{7650}Stories became fairytales,| fairytales became cocks of old nans.
{7657}{7727}For some time...
{7730}{7807}...was the ring forgotten.
{7830}{7901}Until...| ...now...
{7915}{7986}When Glum stole it.
{8030}{8109}--My chipeshek--.
{8147}{8216}Now ring belonged to Glum
{8220}{8312}and he went|deep inside the Misty mountains.
{8316}{8377}where he was all the time| tormented by the ring.
{8394}{8462}It came to me.
{8471}{8590}It almost jumped into my hand. It's mine.
{8604}{8679}My chipeshek.
{8754}{8837}because of the chip Glum|would not pop off.
{8840}{8926}He tormented him|for a very long time.
{8937}{9041}And peered in the pitch dark|of Glum's hole.
{9051}{9133}Darkness has crept back|into the forests of the Wild...
{9137}{9203}And some another bullshits|bla, bla, bla....
{9206}{9281}Until|the ring of power has woken up.
{9284}{9354}-----CRRRR------,
{9360}{9426}It was high time.
{9489}{9544}He made off.
{9570}{9668}But happened,|what the ring didn't plan.
{9697}{9813}A small fat fella|lifted it.
{9816}{9842}What is it?
{9846}{9881}Hobbit.
{9884}{9946}Bimbo Scrotum from the Shire.
{10000}{10050}---Lost--Help--.
{10060}{10110}--I have lost it!---
{10199}{10259}Soon will came the time,
{10263}{10370}when hobbits will completely rule the world.
{10400}{10500}Health ministry warns|this film begets spasms of laughter!!!
{10610}{10685}The Shire, very long after
{11170}{11239}I am singing embarrassing song.
{11240}{11320}I am singing embarrassing song,
{11330}{11450}About a small wizard, who goes with his small horse
{11451}{11580}In a small cargo, he is going to a small hobbit.| and that small hobbit asks him....... now
{11620}{11650}Where are you hanging around?
{11734}{11820}Magicions never hang around,|Fritol Scrotum.
{11842}{11945}And if you don't like it|you can kiss my hat.
{12225}{12289}You should have sent me SMS at least.
{12394}{12478}I wanted, but those dudes had blocked my simcard again
{12525}{12581}Is it going to be any party soon?|Tell me about everything.
{12587}{12716}About everything? Are ye kidding?|Maybe some selected actions.
{12780}{12895}So, one big party will be in...|but ye are to small for it
{12896}{12979}...now I remmember.|A big party
{12998}{13063}will be soon in Naador|but ye need a ticket.
{13086}{13142}I'll get it in the black market.
{13604}{13667}Oh..long expected teaparty.
{13702}{13777}"Happy birthday,|Bimbo Scrotum"
{13819}{13946}How is that lard-bladder?|I heard it'll be really heavy hooley.
{13955}{14029}You know Bimbo.|He will make it an illegal techno party.
{14033}{14111}-He will be stoned.|-He's invited half of the Shire.
{14137}{14170}Something is going about.
{14200}{14300}Okie. Keep yer|secrets,Shamblalf,
{14301}{14377}Where did ye buy this bully clobber|and pointed hat?
{14397}{14517}I follow latest trends,|e.g. my trunks Adidas lasted me for 2000 years
{14539}{14624}and I never changed them,|I truly recommened them.
{14632}{14726}I didn't know|ye're such a pig.
{14754}{14791}I could shin ye!
{14918}{14963}Shamblalf!
{15076}{15139}Make the trick with a pointed hat, Shamblalf!
{15210}{15279}-Shamblalf!|-Make the trick with a pointed hat!
{15287}{15355}Shamblalf...
{15400}{15455}Ooooh... Super, godlike, cool!!!
{15500}{15555}Mongrels tiresome
{15729}{15833}-Cya later, Bye-bye.|-Looking forward, Bye-bye.
{15960}{16002}BYE-BYE.
{16770}{16806}Fuck off!
{16809}{16903}I am fat up with those sellers|of  erotic aids.
{16906}{16962}And what about a trick with a pointed hat?
{17050}{17107}Shamblalf?!
{17123}{17164}Bimbo Scrotum.
{17172}{17250}-Loathsome weather Shamblalf!|You metalhead.
{17254}{17331}You too, you fat pig.
{17380}{17422}You never change.
{17582}{17640}Let's go in! I am glad to see you!!
{17641}{17693}Welcome, welcome.
{17827}{17944}Would you like spiritus? Or something more biting?| I have some bottles of fermented snails
{17947}{18053}Really good year.|Almost as furry...hm... almost as me.
{18112}{18220}My father have soused them.|They're as big as grunter, take it?
{18224}{18272}Only peyote, thanks.
{18449}{18564}Are you looking forward to the party?|It will be frankly colossal.
{18569}{18633}Fritol scrabbled up new|speakers from his friend.
{18637}{18696}Illegal size|It'll be throb indeed.
{18700}{18766}You promised me the trik|with the pointed hat.
{18781}{18856}There is nothing|Fritol wolfed it all down...
{18902}{18979}Or no?|Frogs, frogs...
{18983}{19041}...there were some frogs somewhere...
{19062}{19115}"Lonely mountain"
{19126}{19188}...I would roast you some frogs,|if you...
{19253}{19293}Only peyote, thanks.
{19297}{19317}OK.
{19338}{19414}-Would you mind, if I take?|-No fear!
{19426}{19510}-Bimbo! Bimbo Scrotum!|-Shout out to them: You sods!
{19526}{19639}I am tired of that relatives!!|They change every party to RETRO party.
{19650}{19737}I want metal.|METAL, Shamblalf!!
{19747}{19866}And then I need to|find a dealer with furry snails, Ooohh peyote.
{19870}{19956}-So you wish to accomplish your plan?|-Yes. Everything is ready.
{19960}{20010}I have arranged everything.
{20058}{20092}Thanks.
{20113}{20187}-Fritol dogged something out.|-Nonsense.
{20204}{20292}He's a nitwit, for 10 years he hasn't found out,|that I drink his Alpha.
{20307}{20353}Are you going to tell him?
{20397}{20442}-Maybe|-He will hate you.
{20500}{20535}Supr.
{20591}{20657}He would go with me,|if I told him.
{20686}{20766}I think, he would also like to hear techno.
{20805}{20891}hard rock...metal..and so.
{21032}{21083}I am old, Shamblalf
{21130}{21234}I know, I look like 30, but| for 60 years I draw a full pension.
{21309}{21409}I feel like|overchewed chewing-gum.
{21446}{21527}Or like |twice used toilet paper.
{21530}{21630}I need to unfasten,|completely unfasten.
{21644}{21696}And I don't think I will get back.
{21773}{21838}in fact... I don't want to...
{21911}{22006}Old reek.|The best green from east farthing.
{22426}{22485}Shamblalf, you old pothead...
{22492}{22555}This will be eventful night..
{23145}{23181}Welcome.
{23193}{23232}I am glad to see you. Welcome.
{23262}{23318}Go, Some|ask Rosy to dance.
{23336}{23449}-I would rather have another glass.|-No, you wouldn't.
{23494}{23521}Blow!
{23782}{23830}So...
{23834}{23923}...it was a feast...|...a small feast.
{23933}{24078}We drunk spiritus|and smoked reeky green,
{24084}{24163}no one, absolutely no one, stayed sober.
{24192}{24265}We drunk so long|till Shamblalf was so smoked over,
{24269}{24340}that he showed us|the trick with the pointed....h-huf!!!
{24388}{24448}but I shouldn't have told you that.
{24709}{24756}Don't catch it, stinkards!
{24822}{24854}No, no! That big one!
{24856}{24950}-This one?? - Yeah
{25108}{25154}-Done!|-Hold it, it'll wrest your hands off.
{25157}{25221}-No, it'll wrest YOUR hands off.|-I don't want to be crippled! -Me neither!
{25614}{25645}Bimbo!
{25687}{25754}-Bimbo! Look, giant vampire.|- A vampire? Are you utterly deleted
{25759}{25819}Or you don't recognize a butterfly?
{26156}{26191}Cool.
{26194}{26232}Now we'll try napalm.
{26275}{26327}Berry Brandy
{26331}{26375}and Pervitin Gave.
{26385}{26425}I should guess it.
{26564}{26615}Speech, Bimbo!
{26638}{26669}Speech!
{26679}{26699}Speech!
{26822}{26879}Dear Scrotums and Gaves,
{26901}{26949}Grubbs and Chubbs,
{26959}{27012}Borrowses, Lardbladders,
{27018}{27056}Blowers,
{27074}{27104}Beetroots,
{27123}{27198}Coconuts a Technofoots.
{27203}{27242}Technofeets!
{27276}{27353}Today is my 111th techno party!
{27355}{27436}Peg out!Peg out!
{27446}{27531}After that 111 years|I am totally ...
{27535}{27612}...fat up with you.|You are really pissing me off.
{27645}{27706}I don't know half|of your names,
{27716}{27800}and still I have bellyful of you.
{27902}{27948}Now I have to...
{28060}{28113}...I have to show you something.
{28271}{28321}I have been practising it for really long time.
{28416}{28491}It is not better|than a trick with a pointed hat.
{28539}{28563}but OK...
{28595}{28658}...it'll be in troth juicy...
{28722}{28746}Bye-bye.
{28750}{28800}Cool...
{29545}{29620}Do you think,|you're better than me?
{29626}{29709}Give me peace|you're just old bloke
{29713}{29776}Do you think, that it was better|than my trick with a pointed hat?
{29780}{29838}If you will use the Chip for such bullshits|the baterries will run down.
{29841}{29953}You're just a dodo,|you're not better than me.
{30000}{30095}-Would you have an eye on Fritol,| don't let him drink too much..
{30104}{30148}Well, When I'm not smoked over...
{30179}{30294}-Scrabble up that ticket for him.|-Your ring would do it. Would you give it to him?
{30297}{30331}I think so...
{30354}{30418}I threw it somewhere into that mess.
{30470}{30505}No.
{30510}{30562}Wait. I have it...
{30605}{30650}...here in my pocket.
{30774}{30831}It's queerish.
{30933}{30978}I think...
{31016}{31129}-Why should I give it to him?|-I think, Fritol should have it..
{31130}{31190}He has never enjoyed a real party.
{31200}{31228}I don't know....
{31288}{31330}I want to have fun as well.
{31374}{31490}I won't give it to him!! Never, no!!|He's nitwit. I'll have fun myself.
{31493}{31560}-Cool down fatso|-Don't call me fatso!
{31610}{31650}It's mine.
{31687}{31733}My metal.
{31748}{31827}-My chipeshek.|-metal?
{31849}{31917}You are too old,|For such hard music.
{31925}{32034}-You have no say in the matter|-I think, you should visit psychiatrist.
{32063}{32159}-Visit him yourself!|-Bimbo Scrotum! Stop pissing me off...
{32163}{32233}...I am just an ordinary magician...
{32244}{32307} ...and I know just a few tricks...
{32455}{32518} ...but I know a trick with a pointed hat.
{32691}{32833}Are you scared, stinkard?
{32880}{32923}Give it to him...
{32951}{33001}I want mama, Shamblalf.
{33059}{33115}You're right, I'll stop prancing.
{33161}{33226}I'll let it go. Yes, it's time.
{33231}{33269}It's time.
{33269}{33356}-------Peeeeeep---------
{33356}{33388}Bimbo!
{33424}{33477}You have got SMS..aha it's the ring.
{33562}{33582}It's hungry..
{34313}{34364}I think...|...I am going to Rivendell.
{34422}{34489}I try to find out...
{34509}{34601}-what's MATRIX|-I want to see that.
{34656}{34687}Bye-bye, Shamblalf.
{34747}{34798}Farewell, dear Bimbo.
{35170}{35225}Good luck.
{36145}{36250}Bimbo!Bimbo! Where are you duffer!!
{36470}{36519}Look...Give me joint!
{36598}{36655}I haven't one for a really long time.
{36675}{36780}I have hostenestly,|bad discontinuation symptoms.
{36847}{36880}Shamblalf?
{37089}{37178}Bimbo's toy.|He is searching MATRIX, booby.
{37200}{37252}And something to melt....
{37362}{37419}... and sell at a profit.
{37431}{37479}He left this for you.
{37562}{37602}Don't wolf it down, it will be useful.
{37619}{37675}-What do you mean?|-Exactly what I've said.
{37684}{37725}-And what did you say?|-I begged you...
{37741}{37820}-...not to wolf it down.|-I am not so greedy...
{37821}{37835}...as you think..
{37973}{38023}Shut up!
{38077}{38152}I am fucking off, bye-bye!|and don't wolf it down.
{39016}{39054}Peeeaaacccceee!
{39075}{39114}Looovveee!
{40318}{40382}Stardate 732180830.
{40392}{40499}Follows, what wrote Novodur,|exbrother of Romadur
{40503}{40563}I went shopping today.
{40675}{40800}I forgot cucumbers,|furry snails and toilet paper,
{40808}{40890}My gaffer was killed, I wolfed my brother down|for a dinner yesterday
{40893}{40990}so I had to find some food on my own.|but still I have that my something..
{40995}{41049}I call it my chipeshek,
{41074}{41133}Golly, I forgot chews as well.
{41212}{41293}writings on it shines|like red lasers.
{41319}{41430}It hurts my eyes| Look, that scrawling is fading!!!
{41442}{41532}The writing is hidden|untill you plug in an adapter.
{41935}{41976}Melt.
{42007}{42043}Sell.
{42071}{42149}There's nothing.|I've sold everything.
{42205}{42233}Blow.
{42405}{42448}-going to spew.|-Bye.
{43168}{43223}Bafiky baf! Didn't ye wolf it down?
{43440}{43487}Are you smoked over?
{43500}{43530}Yeah
{43795}{43842}Hand, Fritol.
{43856}{43900}Red circlet on palm is cool.
{43969}{43996}What do you see?
{44056}{44092}Do you see anything?
{44179}{44208}Shit.
{44229}{44264}Shit's here.
{44303}{44332}Wait.
{44437}{44479}there are some scrawls.
{44524}{44598}It's some fair cow |and it's scrabbled.
{44610}{44657}You're right.
{44688}{44784}It's a funny rhyme,|but I won't read it here.
{44819}{44899}-Pleeease.|-So, It's like this:
{44903}{44971}"One ringosh rules them all,
{44988}{45045}nine people binds up,
{45054}{45109}to party in dark garage,
{45113}{45182}bring them all."
{45225}{45270}I knew it. It's the free pass for that party in Naador
{45278}{45397}I told you about.|It's an entrance card for nine people.
{45408}{45515}So you are supposed to...|...find someone else.
{45527}{45570}Bimbo has gone...
{45599}{45742}-...so he is off luck|-Yeah, and then you can...
{45756}{45858}... melt the ring and sell it.|You will make a buck for green.
{45862}{45958}Don't get robbed.|Nine big-beaters...
{45968}{46091}...stole out from Naador to find tickets|They have motor-horses.
{46104}{46153}But they haven't been produced for ages.
{46157}{46193}They're wrecks.
{46335}{46371}No, they haven't,
{46405}{46477}but they are still in bazaars.
{46491}{46598}There are lots of such wrecks,| that could be useful.
{46621}{46674}There are loads of them.
{46698}{46745}Duffers are pretty steaming.
{46752}{46839}Bazaar Barack-House|made by Saudruh was opened..
{46853}{46971}I once bought there a horseradio|for Shadowfax.
{46975}{47100}and I didn't spare money for the ticket.|I REALLY got upset that time..
{47122}{47252}They all mocked at me,|because of a such small square.
{47281}{47383}I would melt them and sell them all.
{47408}{47488}Fritol... Don't take me as an example.
{47505}{47623}Okie. I'll make myself afro braids. At least two.|But now I am going to hide my free pass.
{47636}{47696}I think, it will suit me...
{47841}{47891}...What do you think Shamblalf?
{47898}{47986}There is only one creature,|which suits afro braids.
{48008}{48130}Glum. I asked him, to make me some,|but Orcs found him first.
{48185}{48238}They hate afro braids.
{48242}{48351}They tried to unplait it,|and he said just:
{48354}{48405}Peeeaaaccee!
{48408}{48445}Loooovvee!
{48453}{48487}Peace?
{48499}{48565}Love?|Is he some stupid hippy?!
{48640}{48673}You stink!!
{48703}{48745}Make yourself a braid, Shamblalf!
{48748}{48825}-No. -Draw it by this together.|-Not all off my hair would fit into it!
{48828}{48910}-Don't worry it's strechy!|-Fritol, stop it!
{48947}{49000}Braids don't suit me.
{49012}{49077}I tried it once.
{49097}{49140}Trust me, buddy.
{49161}{49244}I have been trying to|comb them out for 300 years.
{49376}{49440}I broke three rakes|trying to.
{49443}{49511}It can hurt,|you know.
{49532}{49594}-And what we'll do now?|-Now?
{49643}{49679}Now we'll have Deli.
{49816}{49855}Gosh, I have a black-out...
{49886}{49973}-Wag your tongue, watchers won't see it.|-Kick me on! Hurry up!
{49976}{50049}Okie?|I will wait for you in The Joint Of Prancing Cow.
{50057}{50110}We are on New Zealand, dude!
{50114}{50209}It's in the script.I have to wait for you|in The Joint Of Prancing Cow.
{50229}{50303}-What are you wagging again?|I don't know!!
{50319}{50353}I don't know your lines!!
{50403}{50516}I am going to Sardinman.|He is clever, he knows lines.
{50540}{50589}He has even the entire script.
{50606}{50676}You can't use|the name Scrotum.
{50680}{50737}This name has ill|reputation outside the Share.
{50755}{50832}Bimbo was carrying like|a madman on his last journey.
{50856}{50929}I don't believe Bimbo could|get blind drunk that much.
{50988}{51100}my dear Fritol! You don't| know him yet..
{51103}{51189}Within a week| he had drunk 100 quarts of bear,
{51192}{51273}and he was still running|like radioactive fish.
{51329}{51355}Snooper!
{51645}{51702}Never! Somewise Gaunty!
{51705}{51781}-So you were snooping before the doors?|-But there are no doors.
{51784}{51846}Are you so drunk,|that you can't tell door from a window?
{51851}{51908}Isn't too late for telling| doors from windows?
{51916}{51987}-I am crazy to funny rhymes.|- What did you heard? Speak!
{51991}{52087}Nothing important. Just something about| party and a dark garage
{52090}{52184}and something about Ringosh, but tell|me please what is that garage.
{52187}{52242}Please|explain it to me.
{52263}{52303}Garage?
{52331}{52369}It's the place.
{52387}{52455}where people|park their horses.
{52514}{52575}Come on, Some. Fritol will|show you a garage.
{52621}{52674}Beware of big-beaters.
{52679}{52770}Go only on the not marked|touristic trails.
{52868}{52905}Didn't you wolf it down?
{52950}{53063}I know you have a great taste for it.|But when you are really hungry, eat rather Some
{53074}{53190}Eat him by inches,|to let the rest for carrying your backpack.
{53204}{53252}legs eat last. Bye-bye!
{54233}{54278}I'm thinking about.
{54290}{54322}What?
{54354}{54391}What Shamblalf told us
{54411}{54474}before he made off?
{54609}{54648}Don't worry Some.
{54850}{54899}You want know what he said? Bad luck.
{56067}{56136}What do you want again, trotl?
{56164}{56237}- Script again?|- Exactly, my lord.
{56446}{56574}-What have you forgotten again?|-Lines to the pic 49 816 to 51 100
{56584}{56662}-I have a big problem.|-Thats because you're not sniffing helium..
{56681}{56782}You should try it.|I think you have to leave out marihuana for some time|it can't be combined with helium.
{56806}{56899}So I would speak like "big hoary|madman sniffing helium"?
{56909}{56939}Madman?
{56965}{57026}Do you think I am madman?
{57037}{57120}I rustled up|a big playing stone.
{57132}{57257}There is a weird picture in it|sometimes it even talks to me for a while!!!
{57270}{57386}He will call me soon maybe.|Do you want to chat with him too?
{57405}{57512}It's from bazaar but|it's quality Vietnamese work.
{57588}{57661}It's called }>§!;÷×$ß#?
{57687}{57809}Shamblalf,| have you ever seen Teletubbies?
{57838}{57942}-Of course, yesterday.|-Today was a great episode.
{57949}{58063}But Lala pissed me off|he tore off Dipsy's antenna.
{58076}{58113}Lala is super!
{58115}{58180}Papa Smurf..
{58185}{58240}I'm Smurfette
{58248}{58318}So this is that }>§!;÷×$ß#?| it looks really cool!
{58339}{58373}obviously.
{58384}{58441}It cost me three balloons of helium.
{58515}{58605}Truly good design.|And has it Dolby digital?
{58610}{58683}And it is electric?
{58753}{58814}Electricity is outmoded.
{58818}{58876}Modern mechanics works on helium.
{58931}{59030}-Helium, helium, helium.|-Helium?
{59033}{59106}I founded a helium-room in the cellars.
{59111}{59176}Have you ever heard about heliocentric system?
{59183}{59260}-You're drawing a long bow.|-I can control myself.
{59317}{59401}-Do you want to try it too?|-Never.
{59724}{59823}For all helium in the world|just one sniff!
{59844}{59892}You will see golden pig!
{59972}{60019}Stop laughing at me!
{60042}{60096}You can't resist long!
{60153}{60223}Why are you stinking here,|Shamblalf?
{60257}{60312}Wash your cloak sometimes.
{60377}{60439}I recommend you Palmex, friend.
{60452}{60509}So by you... I stink?
{60542}{60641}So I tell you something.|Helium stinks!!!
{61599}{61725}So firstly: you terribly stink,|helium is the best..
{61735}{61833}And Lala is .. bastard!!!
{62394}{62426}Oooh Highness?
{62442}{62475}Leader!
{62525}{62587}-I need to go to the toilet.|-Me too.
{62601}{62672}-I can hold it no more.|-You will!
{62694}{62795}Aren't there any public toilets?|I am shy.
{62798}{62861}We're still in the Share.|There are no public toilets.
{62965}{63061}-Berry, this is Fritol the leader.|-Hi, leader.
{63095}{63163}-Come on, oooh Highness.
{63183}{63250}Well, now it is too late!
{63270}{63400}Fear me, I am terrible and I have aggressive guard-cats!
{63475}{63544}What stinks here?|It's like someone's wet his pants!
{63548}{63640}It can be annoying|when someone can't use the public WC.
{63646}{63717}-Who is such a pig?|-Me.
{63721}{63792}But why are we flighting?
{63810}{63843}Just in case?
{64170}{64215}Snack!.
{64259}{64318}I think, I has broken something.
{64352}{64419}Brandy and Gave,|thats it!
{64423}{64493}It was just attraction.| Escape slide.
{64499}{64558}-Slide? To where?|-To another snack!
{64772}{64803}The shape...
{64873}{64922}The size...
{64978}{65029}I hear big beat from the distance.
{65260}{65311}Pressure wave! Get away!
{66450}{66550}wow, there is a lot of food.
{67264}{67298}That was something!
{68100}{68133}Do you see anything?
{68152}{68184}Shit.
{68205}{68238}Whats going on?
{68273}{68369}The big-beater smelled something.|or someone.
{68393}{68427}Leader?
{68447}{68468}Get down!
{68879}{68985}We have to go to the water.|Some has to wash himself.
{69013}{69049}Right.
{69085}{69134}To the ferry. Follow me.
{69230}{69270}Bububububu!
{69273}{69302}Hurry!
{69395}{69436}This way! Follow me!
{69872}{69921}Untie the rope, Some!
{69981}{70013}Fritol!
{70033}{70074}-Hurry!|-Leader!
{70159}{70238}-Jump!|-Jump, Fritol!
{70602}{70676}-Weren't you robbed?|-I lost my mobile!
{70679}{70715}Get out of here.
{71051}{71081}Come on.
{71355}{71389}Good morning.
{71394}{71464}Loathsome weather.|Do you have joint?
{71521}{71541}Dwarfs.
{71552}{71631}Four dwarfs.|And without beards too!
{71635}{71703}And one man without a brain.|Stop talking and open.
{71732}{71795}Quiet, please, don't kick me.|Oooh Highness!
{71799}{71860}It's said |there are 4 dwarfs without beards around.
{71861}{71924}If you see them,|let me know.
{71932}{71985}There's never enough caution.
{72631}{72677}"Joint Of Prancing Cow"
{73115}{73136}Get out old bloke.
{73186}{73272}Loathsome weather, gentlemen.|I have never seen such faces before.
{73276}{73371}You must be new here. |We have services of all kind, sir...?
{73428}{73494}Bond.|James Bond.
{73511}{73584}-Bond, yeah.|-I would like beer.
{73587}{73652}-Shaken, not mixed|-Shaken?
{73665}{73700}Not mixed...
{73717}{73815}Okie! And are you full-grown,|stinkard?
{73826}{73894}We are proper joint,|I don't want to have problems.
{73907}{73946}Have you any papers?
{74112}{74141}What are we going to do?
{74316}{74348}Some.
{74355}{74409}Filth, isn't it?
{74572}{74604}What is this?
{74609}{74665}It's foamily Coca-cola.
{74674}{74727}So Coca-cola!
{74731}{74811}-And I drink it too.|-You have had already 2 liters!
{74967}{75048}That dark man behind|looks like HOBBITOFIL!!!.
{75144}{75175}Old bloke.
{75223}{75289}Who's that fella ...in the nook?
{75321}{75432}He is shark.|It is said, he is HOBBITOFIL!!!
{75435}{75504}He is from FBI,|he's looking for agent 007,
{75508}{75563}but we call him Streeter.
{75597}{75626}Streeter...
{75977}{76050}Beer.
{76110}{76150}Beer...
{76429}{76464}Beer?
{76469}{76559}They didn't give it to that fella.
{76575}{76655}He's unlucky, he's not adult.Cops even don't let him..
{76659}{76732}..sit in the front of the horse.
{76816}{76836}Squeaker!
{77500}{77550}Wow, he is STONED!
{77571}{78021}Listen, Listen! Big party in Naador.|Find another 8 people and go straight to Naador!!
{78184}{78279}Hi boy, I am big|kind hobbitofil.
{78414}{78498}-I am not afraid of you!|-But I am. You have so big and sharp teeth.
{78502}{78551}-I file them.|-Thats it.
{78578}{78680}Though I am butch. I can go out| a candle with my fingers, but my teeth...
{78687}{78727}...are smaller.
{78744}{78764}Who are you..?
{78782}{78803}Don't know, you?
{78867}{78951}You have seen trailer,|haven't you.
{79047}{79113}Let him go,|or I'll break your knee!!
{79158}{79206}With such teeth?
{79228}{79320}I am afraid of big-beaters.|May I go with you?
{79327}{79354}They will come.
{81331}{81370}What are they?
{81416}{81464}They were people.
{81477}{81524}Till they committed...
{81527}{81618}...the worst crime.|They started to listen big beat.
{81621}{81704}And they became monsters.|They frantically go for any chance...
{81707}{81769}of pretty good prancing.
{81904}{81976}They're spectres.Victims of...
{81980}{82029}...music industry.
{82033}{82105}They have such speakers|that would tear your ears off
{82120}{82229}-You don't know me at all.|- Really?
{82476}{82535}-Where are you swinging?|-I'm not swinging, just going.
{82600}{82712}Are you sure, he is a friend?|I suspect he's not a hobbit.
{82731}{82795}He might be a dwarf.
{82802}{82913}-Where are we going?|-To Riwendell. To a filling station.
{82928}{83014}Did you hear?|We're going for a burger! I'm hungry.
{83481}{83556}Gentlemen. What about|a GROUP PHOTO?
{83560}{83616}-Do you have camera?|-No, why?
{83623}{83690}So well. How can you take pics?
{83790}{83845}He will throw an apple at you.
{83871}{83957}How do you know?|What do you mean?
{83966}{84039}You scared me!|Has he told you?
{84048}{84080}Lets bet.
{84906}{84962}Whats wrong with you papa Smurf?
{84972}{85016}You look terrible.
{85030}{85072}Discontinuation symptoms.
{86098}{86207}This trees are wooden,| there'll be lots of helium under them.
{86222}{86261}I want a balloon.
{86922}{86988}This is the place where I had had been living.
{87037}{87070}I invite you for a coffee.
{87377}{87409}It's for meat.
{87431}{87465}It's sharp.
{87468}{87508}Don't wolf it down.
{87580}{87615}Making off.
{87686}{87733}Ugh, my eye has bursted.
{87742}{87796}-Give it to me?|-Here you are.
{87799}{87845}Dou you want the other one, Same?
{87850}{87938}-What are you cooking?|-Everything possible.
{87942}{88033}-Ill-luck, nothing left.|-Oooohh, it's burning me, au, au, au!
{88070}{88100}Don't finger my back
{89629}{89650}You know, you stink!
{91200}{91300}Auvays.
{91670}{91703}Sweetie!
{91814}{91847}Sweetie...
{92500}{92682}IT'S BURNING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
{92735}{92755}Streeter!
{92821}{92865}Finish him, please!
{92870}{92923}Damn, I am still not the king.
{92990}{93074}It might hurt him.|What are we going to do?
{93219}{93289}-Quickly!|-Maybe, if you finished him. 
{93293}{93327}He can't survive.
{93335}{93374}Stand it up, Fritol.
{93401}{93441}Shamblalf!
{97079}{97100}Leader!
{97120}{97145}He's getting cold.
{97219}{97254}What we'll do with him?
{97264}{97347}He will be spectre. |We'll rather eat him.
{97503}{97548}-They are near.|-Some.
{97568}{97640}-Do you know plant "Grill us"?|-What? -Steak spice.
{97643}{97703}-It's everywhere.|-Quicky, while he's warm.
{97706}{97749}Hurry.
{98020}{98120}What ever?|Shark is going to grill?
{99217}{99254}Who is she?
{99278}{99315}Fritol.
{99323}{99360}Mamma, pickle.
{99365}{99400}He'll die.
{99520}{99580}I will carry him to Riwendell.
{99600}{99672}-We have great cooks.|-Will it be edible?
{99676}{99785}Big-beaters are pursuing us. |I shoke some off, I am a macher.
{99990}{100039}What are they speaking?
{100185}{100229}I have turbo-horse.
{100300}{100350}I wish. 
{100459}{100524}Do you have...tankful?
{100527}{100566}Belt up.
{100700}{100769}What are you doing?|I haven't eaten for five mins!
{103562}{103612}We just want to prance, cow.
{103639}{103696}Bad luck,|I am starting to portion.
{105013}{105052}No.
{105135}{105178}Not yet.
{105189}{105221}Engorge the spice.
{105247}{105285}Fritol. Try it.
{105850}{105950}Matrix...is everywhere.
{106102}{106193}-Where am I?|-You are in Matrix.
{106235}{106365}The time is exactly what it is.|Date is not important, place neither.
{106437}{106505}-Unimportant?|-And what is important?
{106506}{106566}Yeah, I would like to know that too..
{106567}{106632}So, I say it like this.
{106656}{106742}Does Some know,|what garage is?
{106761}{106851}Ok, it doesn't matter, it's unimportant too,|my hobbit.
{107040}{107087}What are you wagging, Shamblalf?
{107122}{107216}-I smell helium from you.|-I have been carried away.
{107366}{107402}We ramped...
{107434}{107523}Where did you hide my balloons?!|Speak!
{107624}{107733}I think, That's not air|what holds you in the air.
{107751}{107883}You have some helium balloons.|Give them back!.
{107890}{107930}Right now!
{107941}{108016}Peg out you dope!
{108041}{108126}I sticked them all on|fangs of sabretooth socks.
{108155}{108244}You are dead without them!
{108595}{108665}This is not in the script.
{108917}{108937}Yaeh, truly?
{109025}{109064}No, I am tittle-tattling.
{109086}{109107}Leader!
{109145}{109220}-Fritol! -Salaam!|-I know, what garage is.
{109228}{109268}But that is not important.
{109305}{109348}And what is important?|I am flummoxed.
{109361}{109450}By the lore of El Bond|only afro-braids.
{109518}{109595}And Matrix as well, sir Anderson.
{110759}{110840}-Dady!|-And whats your name?
{110844}{110888}Fritol.
{110998}{111039}"Cooking with hemp".
{111042}{111109}"Cookery book by Bimbo Scrotum".
{111194}{111282}-so many recipes...|-There are such big plantations..
{111286}{111375}..and they found out|many ways,..
{111383}{111441}..how compose it to chickens,..
{111447}{111515}...boars, kind necromants,..
{111540}{111640}.. and even to see foods.
{111750}{111800}Colouring book!
{111949}{111985}And I forgot colouring pencils.
{111999}{112053}When I was a child I like colouring in,..
{112057}{112098}..when you made maps.
{112130}{112270}When I was fifteen I had to decide|what I would once become,..
{112291}{112369}..colours were the obvious choice.
{112499}{112542}Then I started prancing.
{112601}{112643}You've got a crumb here.
{112759}{112835}-What about colours for Fritol?|-Did you take the carrot?
{112871}{112960}-We couldn’t stick it together...|-it's unimportant.
{112968}{113046}-What? -Are we going to that garage.|-Sure.
{113057}{113089}But my mama...
{113121}{113183}..is waiting for me with dinner. A month.
{113188}{113276}I send her an e-mail from Bree, but she told me...
{113279}{113351}...to go back.|The dinner is getting cold.
{113362}{113396}I'm hungry.
{113506}{113546}Me too.
{113607}{113710}We will go home,|but we are going to prance first.
{113838}{113898}But it doesn't matter.
{113924}{113963}If we are talking about Matrix...
{113980}{114109}I have a question.|What does hold me in the air?
{114129}{114192}Don't know, but it's definitely not helium.|Sardinman is a windbag,
{114196}{114270}but I won't quarrel with him.
{114284}{114351}For you everone is a windbag.
{114362}{114422}Can't you at least tell me,|What's the time?
{114437}{114550}Shamblalf, we're trying to find out,|what holds us in the air.
{114554}{114684}And your asking, what the time is?|What a stupid question that is?
{114692}{114739}Don't stare from the window and say something.
{114789}{114840}This treachery runs deeper than you know.
{114859}{114951}By wicked media|has Saruman crossed Orcs with goblin man.
{114955}{115023}He's breeding an army|in the caves of Isengard,
{115026}{115126}An army that can move in the daylight|and pass distances in a speed.
{115130}{115189}Saruman is coming for the ring.
{115201}{115276}But these are lines from the original film!
{115304}{115392}I feel a mistake in Matrix.|It must be changed and the script with it.
{115500}{115524}Shamblalf...
{115557}{115610}You're going to the window again?
{115920}{115960}Large!
{116045}{116100}Does it suit me?
{116120}{116230}It's said that afro-braids|cannot be made on a beard. They can.
{116260}{116355}Shamblalf, I have trauma from childhood,|When I was just a small cvelflet.
{116359}{116439}I was just about 1156,32 years old
{116452}{116567}In that time horses haven't|catalyzers and so.
{116614}{116679}Wow, it's pretty long time!
{116688}{116715}Yeah.
{116748}{116790}Indeed it is.
{116837}{116938}By accident I have |mixed in a quarrel, and it became...
{116949}{117025}...an international conflict|between people and orcs.
{117040}{117158}It was...|like this.
{117260}{117387}Romadur, son of that king,|great baker, stole Saudruh his ring,....
{117391}{117477}...which he started to use,|as jagger on pikelet.
{117542}{117600}Quickly, we have to recruit the fire.
{117642}{117723}I escorted Romadur|to the biggest bakery in Naador,
{117734}{117821}where he wanted to bake|the biggest doughnut in the world.
{117825}{117870}It's too small!
{118008}{118041}It's not enough!
{118133}{118166}I'm hungry!
{118198}{118296}I was so hungry, that|I nibbled my ears to a point.
{118407}{118520}ever since all cvelves nibble their ears|to look so good,...
{118529}{118599}...perfect|and noble as I do.
{118623}{118717}-I feel like a well known painter.|-Do you remember the name?
{118745}{118825}You didn't learn it in the artistic education?
{118866}{118923}Don't know, the machines rule...
{118957}{119007}...my mind.
{119804}{119838}Wow, curtana.
{119954}{120056}We don't have such strange mauls.
{120133}{120177}Damn it, it stings.
{120397}{120455}Bobromil is hurt.
{121113}{121169}You have to lump it.
{121207}{121313}When you grow up,|you will be baker.
{121340}{121408}Nothing can forestall it.
{121432}{121493}We will see...
{121604}{121652}...What I will be.
{121728}{121766}You have no chance.
{123121}{123198}Where did you buy this tricklet?
{123231}{123341}I could carve beautiful shapes with it.
{123381}{123503}I tell you what... I am bored with this dialogue.
{123518}{123612}I haven't had such a stupid text for a loooong time.
{123822}{123906}Take it...and go away.
{123940}{124054}-I don't want to drag it out, but...|-So don't drag it out...
{124116}{124169}..and beat it.